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EXPLORATIONS IN NEUROTIC NON-FICTION

( @NEUROTICAsays )

Totally McGoately -> Totes McGotes -> McGotes , For Example: “This purse is cute, right?” “McGoats.”

Van-in-White

Hamstring: It’s like stringcheese but with honey baked ham

Unexplainable fear of wolf attack while walking from car in driveway to front door

Taco Bell’s slogan should be “fuck it whatever”

I just had motorcycle class and figured fuck it, might as well go to Taco Bell

the men in my motorcycle class smell like cigarettes, coffee and waning testosterone

iz been a long time since i had a woman

iz been a long time since i had a woman

a homeless nude model is Drawn & Quartered (for his time) in an NYU art class

at which point does a piece become a crumb? And what differentiates a crumb from a crumble?