Mel Gibson in “The Patriot” best describes my feelings towards masturbation: “I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear”
fives bites into a meatball parm hero and 30 seconds into #AugustOsageCounty screener when I decide “this is a bit much for me right now”
here’s to ann wilson bringing in the national anthem with all heart and no voice @NFLonFOX
The twisting limbs and deep reaching roots of my PoeTree
King Junior meals offered all weekend long at Burger King
I’m fairly certain that Mike Woodson’s lips are hermetically sealed inside of his goatee #msg #nyknicks #nymade
Hey Ladies! Here are 12 sexy ways to spend your Martin Luther King Day: bleeechhhsplurrrggg
sir will you please stop banging on those cans?