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EXPLORATIONS IN NEUROTIC NON-FICTION

( @NEUROTICAsays )

Mel Gibson in “The Patriot” best describes my feelings towards masturbation: “I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear”

fives bites into a meatball parm hero and 30 seconds into screener when I decide “this is a bit much for me right now”

here’s to ann wilson bringing in the national anthem with all heart and no voice

The twisting limbs and deep reaching roots of my PoeTree

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King Junior meals offered all weekend long at Burger King

I’m fairly certain that Mike Woodson’s lips are hermetically sealed inside of his goatee #msg #nyknicks #nymade 

Hey Ladies! Here are 12 sexy ways to spend your Martin Luther King Day: bleeechhhsplurrrggg

sir will you please stop banging on those cans?